September 1, 2014

surprisebitch:

automatically:

Kylie Jenner as a baby

image

holy shit

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September 1, 2014

swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

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August 30, 2014

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August 30, 2014
he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes

he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes

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August 30, 2014

porngeekstuff:

obliviann:

dammderrick:

STAHP OH MY FUCKING GOD

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

LMAO!!!! soooo good

(Source: anthonally, via bad-with-swag)

August 29, 2014
NSFW ASKS - Lets play :)
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
August 29, 2014

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August 29, 2014

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

amazing

August 29, 2014

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August 29, 2014

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

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August 29, 2014
dekutree:

im only 9, clefairy

dekutree:

im only 9, clefairy

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August 28, 2014

crrabs:

"Romeo, oh Romeo, does thou eat ass oh Romeo?"

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August 28, 2014

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August 27, 2014

whatisthat-velvet:

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

LMAO

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August 19, 2014

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